[SATIRE] Hanson Will Headline 2014 Viking Fest

By | March 24, 2014

Kitsap Report

[The following article is Satire – it is made up and fake. This site is something like theonion is in the USA.  Hanson will not be headlining the event and the article is made up. ]

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POULSBO–This year’s Viking Fest will feature 1990′s hit sensation Hanson as the headliner for Saturday’s festivities.  Event coordinators confirmed this morning that all three brothers from the multi-platinum selling pop band will be in performance.

Hanson is best known for their smash hit “mmp Bop” that reached #1 on the billboards and cast them in the national spotlight.

Local resident and Viking Way statue Daniel is excited to see his favorite childhood band play.  Daniel snapped a photo with the band during a short detour through Poulsbo on their 2007 Malls of America Tour.  ”Ol’ Em Ghee!” Daniel exclaimed, “I shall no longer wallow in the anguish for now I hath come to see Hanson live”.

Daniel isn’t the only one excited. Special seating for non-violent sexual predators will make it accessible to the band’s largest group of followers.

Viking Fest will be held on May 16, 17, and 18th in downtown Poulsbo.